Recently:
If someone comes and report sick for fever and rashes, you suspect him to be down with dengue.
If someone gets charged for writing something, he/she probably wrote sth that deemed insulting in his personal weblog.
If a male gets groped...???
Our society has changed. There are more bold and daring 302s around now. What is 302? Ans: gays.
My friend wanted to retrieve some dockets in the consultation room. The patient in the consultation room saw him and gave a smack on his butt. The patient said 'nice and sexy butt ya?'
My friend was flabbergasted.